none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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