I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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