I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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