I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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