Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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