Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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