I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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