You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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