I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no you cant smoke seaweed
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
