he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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