I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Randomize