But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
handjob tips. give me some.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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