you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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