I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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