love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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