i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
