Define "chronic" masturbator.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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