Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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