so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
