her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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