I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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