I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize