It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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