remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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