They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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