why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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