The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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