I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Randomize
