love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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