How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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