hell yes lets make some ravioli
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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