I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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