Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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