If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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