How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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