so that wasnt chicken after all
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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