I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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