He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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