the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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