my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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