After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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