I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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