hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
try to milk me bitch
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