PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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