Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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