Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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