If that was your dad, he is hot
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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