it wasn't lemon gatorade
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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