i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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