i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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