Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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