"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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