Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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