so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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