please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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