This girl is more easily done than said...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I think my vagina is haunted
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
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